We regret interrupting your day, but a matter was brought to our attention requesting action. The following reason was given:

1). Repeated attempts to enlist your help in solving a shared problem proved fruitless; or ...

2). You were unnecessarily and cruelly rude. You used sharp words and someone was wounded; or ...

3). You are the source of an especially painful use of the English language (bad pun); or ...

4). You broke someone's heart

5). Any reason at all ... you choose

Someone has asked for redress, and the request came with undress. For callous disregard of pain caused and for being a general shit, you have been nominated for: The Bad Banana Award. Congratulations on being accepted!

Signed: The Smiling Sage

On behalf of: Your own avenging self

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Edible Suggestibles

~ You could have had this ...

~ Bad Bananas need chocolate and ice cream ... where's the whip?!

~ You wish ...

~ I like Bad Bananas ... you were fun!

~ Bite me!

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First Prize - for shame!